"ANY MAN DRINKING MILK AT THE POKER TABLE MUST BE FEARED."

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

REAL EATERS

Last night someone told me pre--flop that my 5-3 offsuit was no good.
But it was, and I won the hand. I could beat him with a joker and a tarrot card if I had to.
A while back, William the refrigerator Perry was in a competitive eating contest, and he didn't do that well. People who follow the sport openly questioned why he was there -- and said that his presence mocked the event. "He's not a real eater!" one of them shouted.

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