EL PATO

Never bet against the duck. Even when you think you might win, never bet against the duck -- even if it seems to be a sure thing, never bet against the duck. You can't clean your ball when it's on the fairway, Kenny Perry -- ain't that a shame. It doesn't matter if you're the most qualified to win, you didn't beat the duck. Even on a proposition for the duck to waddle down the fairway and win the Masters, never ever bet against the duck. I don't care what Sergio Garcia thinks is fair and unfair, he didn't beat the duck. You can call the duck ungraceful -- but nobody beat the duck on this day. They call the duck lucky -- a non-English speaking lucky ducky -- but nobody beat the duck today in Georgia -- the day of Angel Cabrera -- the Day of the Duck.