"ANY MAN DRINKING MILK AT THE POKER TABLE MUST BE FEARED."

Sunday, July 5, 2009

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE 3AM KIND

Wow!
She hits me like a sweet, unexpectedly soft rock -- reminding me of Cyndi Lauper in her prime -- wearing a paisley top with short short plaid pants and a hot pink bandana, tied in some complicated scouting knot, going in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out of her wild dirty blond hair -- I want to have seven or eight children with her, her choice -- seven or eight -- immediately -- what do I say to her? -- how can I most effectively channel the spirit of Barry White, and not just stare -- I've never seen anyone like this woman in Whataburger now -- alone, eating a honey-butter chicken biscuit, and sipping black coffee.

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