"ANY MAN DRINKING MILK AT THE POKER TABLE MUST BE FEARED."

Monday, July 13, 2009

THE SECRET OF SUCCESS

The next time someone asks you to name as many smurfs as you can -- on the fly -- alternate them with names of the Snow White seven dwarfs, and see what happens. Your answer should be something like --
"Brainy, Sleepy, Hefty, Dopey, Smurfette, Grumpy, Lazy . . ."
-- and if you are told -- like I was -- that Smurfette is not a smurf, but a smurfette instead, don't even bother arguing with them -- just know that you're above those kind of tricks.

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