"ANY MAN DRINKING MILK AT THE POKER TABLE MUST BE FEARED."

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

THE MASTER OF PANIC

Whatever superstar comes your way is overrated -- by definition.
The Master of Panic is the best coach in basketball -- that's all there is to it. The Orlando Magic sure mix up some sticky-sweet extraterrestrial candy. Lord Phil Jackson can take all that Buddah-nature and shove it up his ass. Here's a koan for Him: What's the sound of one hand fouling?

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